Addendum to YOUR “Rule #1”: I have had this for over THREE years, and actually I am pretty sure the only reason ANYONE in the Bridgeport/Birch Run area has one is because they learned of it from ME, and then you in turn learned of it from THEM.
Bottom line is, I do what I want. Oh and girl, you broke your OWN rule. You’re cool, bro.
EDIT: Tumblr is already overrun by too many pre-teens who lack any original content, and who still think “tumbularity” is a thing. The problem with your rule is that the people I have on my Facebook would 1. Never care start one of these or 2. ALREADY have one. (And I never plug this tumblr, I plug my other one because I have family on Facebook that enjoy reading it.)